2 00:00:28,480 --> 00:00:31,200 Mom. 3 00:00:33,920 --> 00:00:38,240 Thank you. 4 00:00:36,040 --> 00:00:40,080 It seems so quiet here tonight. Well, 5 00:00:38,240 --> 00:00:43,480 thank goodness it's raining. There are 6 00:00:40,080 --> 00:00:47,440 no planes out tonight making all that 7 00:00:43,480 --> 00:00:47,440 noise. Oh, that's good. 8 00:00:51,440 --> 00:00:56,760 It's raining cats and dogs. 9 00:00:54,600 --> 00:00:58,400 Steve's plane must be grounded. 10 00:00:56,760 --> 00:01:00,440 Mother, mother, I won't be having any 11 00:00:58,400 --> 00:01:01,640 dinner tonight. No dinner? No. Oh, don't 12 00:01:00,440 --> 00:01:04,239 be silly. Where do you think all that 13 00:01:01,640 --> 00:01:07,120 strength comes from? Those scars? 14 00:01:04,239 --> 00:01:08,760 No, from my cooking. I have to help 15 00:01:07,120 --> 00:01:10,640 Steve. He's waiting at the airport and 16 00:01:08,760 --> 00:01:11,960 there are no planes. Look, you're not so 17 00:01:10,640 --> 00:01:14,120 smart that you can't take a mother's 18 00:01:11,960 --> 00:01:15,520 advice. Now, this is no kind of a night 19 00:01:14,120 --> 00:01:17,240 for you to be flying around in that 20 00:01:15,520 --> 00:01:19,280 outfit of yours. Mother, this is the 21 00:01:17,240 --> 00:01:21,360 kind of a night for you to watch TV or 22 00:01:19,280 --> 00:01:22,920 read the newspaper. Eat your roughage. 23 00:01:21,360 --> 00:01:26,080 But the fate of the free world depends 24 00:01:22,920 --> 00:01:28,800 on me. All right, eat first, save the 25 00:01:26,080 --> 00:01:31,480 free world later. You can't be a decent 26 00:01:28,800 --> 00:01:34,640 martyr on an empty stomach. 27 00:01:31,480 --> 00:01:36,600 This can't wait. The nation needs Wonder 28 00:01:34,640 --> 00:01:38,720 Woman. And what about Wonder Woman? Does 29 00:01:36,600 --> 00:01:40,880 the nation care what she needs? Like a 30 00:01:38,720 --> 00:01:43,600 fellow, for example, huh? Please, Mom, 31 00:01:40,880 --> 00:01:45,040 not now. Oh, sure, not now. Never. 32 00:01:43,600 --> 00:01:47,400 How do you expect to get a husband 33 00:01:45,040 --> 00:01:48,600 flying around all the time? Isn't it 34 00:01:47,400 --> 00:01:50,920 about time that you decide to stay in 35 00:01:48,600 --> 00:01:52,560 one spot for a change? 36 00:01:50,920 --> 00:01:54,800 You don't know how it feels to be the 37 00:01:52,560 --> 00:01:56,320 mother of an unmarried daughter your 38 00:01:54,800 --> 00:01:58,960 age. Why, the whole neighborhood's 39 00:01:56,320 --> 00:02:00,840 talking. Look at Lucille Maxwell. Why 40 00:01:58,960 --> 00:02:01,840 she's 24 years old, got three kids 41 00:02:00,840 --> 00:02:03,479 already. 42 00:02:01,840 --> 00:02:06,479 But Mom, she's not married. 43 00:02:03,479 --> 00:02:08,119 Details, always details. Will you stop 44 00:02:06,479 --> 00:02:10,039 eating when I'm talking to you? 45 00:02:08,119 --> 00:02:11,600 Mom, I'm going in a rush. 46 00:02:10,039 --> 00:02:13,000 Stop. 47 00:02:11,600 --> 00:02:15,560 I get you dates with the finest and the 48 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:17,800 most eligible MD, CPA, PhDs, and what 49 00:02:15,560 --> 00:02:19,160 happens? Nothing. What do you want 50 00:02:17,800 --> 00:02:21,880 anyway? 51 00:02:19,160 --> 00:02:23,160 An M A N. 52 00:02:21,880 --> 00:02:25,160 Mom. 53 00:02:23,160 --> 00:02:26,520 Um, are you all right? 54 00:02:25,160 --> 00:02:28,520 Nothing. 55 00:02:26,520 --> 00:02:31,160 Just a few pains. 56 00:02:28,520 --> 00:02:32,760 Mom, [snorts] you must go see a doctor. 57 00:02:31,160 --> 00:02:35,040 Doctor? 58 00:02:32,760 --> 00:02:36,840 What kind of a doctor knows the pain in 59 00:02:35,040 --> 00:02:39,120 a mother's heart whose daughter is 60 00:02:36,840 --> 00:02:39,840 single and 28 million years old? 61 00:02:39,120 --> 00:02:42,280 27. 62 00:02:39,840 --> 00:02:44,600 Oh, what's a million? 63 00:02:42,280 --> 00:02:47,240 All right, Diana. 64 00:02:44,600 --> 00:02:49,680 Save the world. 65 00:02:47,240 --> 00:02:51,800 But don't forget to wear your galoshes. 66 00:02:49,680 --> 00:02:54,920 There's a job to be done 67 00:02:51,800 --> 00:02:54,920 by Wonder Woman. 68 00:03:02,120 --> 00:03:07,239 Wonder Woman, who knows she has the 69 00:03:05,040 --> 00:03:11,000 strength of Hercules, 70 00:03:07,239 --> 00:03:14,840 who knows she has the wisdom of Athena, 71 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:18,040 who knows she has the speed of Mercury, 72 00:03:14,840 --> 00:03:19,777 and who thinks she has the beauty of 73 00:03:18,040 --> 00:03:21,797 Aphrodite. 83 00:04:16,760 --> 00:04:23,920 Away, away you vision of enchantment. 84 00:04:20,359 --> 00:04:23,920 You've got a JOB TO DO. 85 00:04:28,640 --> 00:04:31,960 OH, 86 00:04:29,360 --> 00:04:33,720 IF YOU GET A CHANCE, stop by Kansas City 87 00:04:31,960 --> 00:04:36,320 and say hello to Aunt Elvira. 88 00:04:33,720 --> 00:04:38,000 You know how much she likes you. And and 89 00:04:36,320 --> 00:04:40,600 don't forget to pick up the phone and 90 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:43,360 call when you get up there, wherever 91 00:04:40,600 --> 00:04:43,360 you're going.